David Sedaris’ ever-irreverent and cynical Crumpet returns to ZACH Theatre!
The outlandish tale of a Macy’s elf merrily jingles to life in this holiday cult-classic. Crumpet sarcastically expounds on the talent it takes to juggle tinsel, tearful tots, and not-so-sober Santas at the most wonderful time of the year. With 75 minutes of follicking (and not so politically-correct) fun, this laugh-‘til-you-spill-your-cocktail evening will delight adult elves who like it more naughty than nice.
Performance Schedule: Wednesday-Thursday at 7:30 p.m. | Friday-Saturday at
View moreADMISSION INFO
Start at $40 available at the ZACH box office – (512) 476-0541, x1; zachtheatre.org
Contact: 512-476-0541
INDIVIDUAL DATES & TIMES*
- Dec 12, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Thu)
- Dec 13, 2019 at 06:30 pm - 07:45 pm (Fri)
- Dec 13, 2019 at 09:00 pm - 10:15 pm (Fri)
- Dec 14, 2019 at 06:30 pm - 07:45 pm (Sat)
- Dec 14, 2019 at 09:00 pm - 10:15 pm (Sat)
- Dec 15, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Sun)
- Dec 18, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Wed)
- Dec 19, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Thu)
- Dec 20, 2019 at 06:30 pm - 07:45 pm (Fri)
- Dec 20, 2019 at 09:00 pm - 10:15 pm (Fri)
- Dec 21, 2019 at 06:30 pm - 07:45 pm (Sat)
- Dec 21, 2019 at 09:00 pm - 10:15 pm (Sat)
- Dec 22, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Sun)
- Dec 25, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Wed)
- Dec 26, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Thu)
- Dec 27, 2019 at 06:30 pm - 07:45 pm (Fri)
- Dec 27, 2019 at 09:00 pm - 10:15 pm (Fri)
- Dec 28, 2019 at 06:30 pm - 07:45 pm (Sat)
- Dec 28, 2019 at 09:00 pm - 10:15 pm (Sat)
- Dec 29, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Sun)
Additional time info:
Champagne Opening: December 5, 2019
LOCATION
ZACH's Whisenhunt Stage, 1426 Toomey Road, Austin, TX 78704
