The Santaland Diaries

Presented by ZACH Theatre at ZACH Whisenhunt Stage, Austin TX

Nov 29 2019
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Dec 29 2019
The Santaland Diaries

David Sedaris’ ever-irreverent and cynical Crumpet returns to ZACH Theatre!

The outlandish tale of a Macy’s elf merrily jingles to life in this holiday cult-classic. Crumpet sarcastically expounds on the talent it takes to juggle tinsel, tearful tots, and not-so-sober Santas at the most wonderful time of the year. With 75 minutes of follicking (and not so politically-correct) fun, this laugh-‘til-you-spill-your-cocktail evening will delight adult elves who like it more naughty than nice.

Performance Schedule: Wednesday-Thursday at 7:30 p.m. | Friday-Saturday at

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ADMISSION INFO

Start at $40 available at the ZACH box office – (512) 476-0541, x1; zachtheatre.org

Contact: 512-476-0541

Email: todd.hogan@motleycrewmedia.com

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INDIVIDUAL DATES & TIMES*

  • Dec 12, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Thu)
  • Dec 13, 2019 at 06:30 pm - 07:45 pm (Fri)
  • Dec 13, 2019 at 09:00 pm - 10:15 pm (Fri)
  • Dec 14, 2019 at 06:30 pm - 07:45 pm (Sat)
  • Dec 14, 2019 at 09:00 pm - 10:15 pm (Sat)
  • Dec 15, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Sun)
  • Dec 18, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Wed)
  • Dec 19, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Thu)
  • Dec 20, 2019 at 06:30 pm - 07:45 pm (Fri)
  • Dec 20, 2019 at 09:00 pm - 10:15 pm (Fri)
  • Dec 21, 2019 at 06:30 pm - 07:45 pm (Sat)
  • Dec 21, 2019 at 09:00 pm - 10:15 pm (Sat)
  • Dec 22, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Sun)
  • Dec 25, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Wed)
  • Dec 26, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Thu)
  • Dec 27, 2019 at 06:30 pm - 07:45 pm (Fri)
  • Dec 27, 2019 at 09:00 pm - 10:15 pm (Fri)
  • Dec 28, 2019 at 06:30 pm - 07:45 pm (Sat)
  • Dec 28, 2019 at 09:00 pm - 10:15 pm (Sat)
  • Dec 29, 2019 at 07:30 pm - 08:45 pm (Sun)

Additional time info:

Champagne Opening: December 5, 2019

* Event durations (if noted) are approximate. Please check with the presenting organization or venue to confirm start times and duration.

LOCATION

ZACH Whisenhunt Stage

ZACH's Whisenhunt Stage, 1426 Toomey Road, Austin, TX 78704

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Dates and Times

Thu, Dec 12, 2019

7:30 pm at ZACH Whisenhunt Stage

Fri, Dec 13, 2019

6:30 pm at ZACH Whisenhunt Stage

Fri, Dec 13, 2019

9:00 pm at ZACH Whisenhunt Stage

Sat, Dec 14, 2019

6:30 pm at ZACH Whisenhunt Stage

Sat, Dec 14, 2019

9:00 pm at ZACH Whisenhunt Stage

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The Austin Creative Alliance is funded in part by the City of Austin through the Economic Development Department's Cultural Arts Division and by grants from Texas Commission on the Arts and the National Endowment for the Arts which believes that a great nation deserves great art. The Creative Alliance also receives generous in-kind support from CreateAustin, and Time Warner Cable News. We are also grateful for the ongoing support and participation of our members and patrons.

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