Rude Mechs invites you our annual party fundraiser, THE KING AND EYE BALL. We want to dance with you. We want to drink with you. We want to cuddle you in a corner where the lights are low. This ain’t like all them other fancy-ass, semi-Austin, half-respectable, quarter-fun, boiled-chicken, fake-smile-selfie, cultural wastelands. We’re gonna throw an honest-to-God Party and have our friends there. You wanna be one? Come on!

Your proud hostess, Her Royal Highness Rebecca “Hunka Hunka Burning Love” Havemeyer, will squire you through an evening of surprises & entertainments, foods & drinks, all scored by the DJ stylings of Graham “Getting to Know You” Reynolds. We promise Elvis/Yul/Henry VIII-style dancing, drinking, games, and munching. You can love us tender at our noble Silent Auction and then throw in on our fancy Raffle for a Trip for 2 to the Destination Of Your Dreams.

Feast at the One Night in Bangkok, One Morning in Memphis Buffet. Belly up to the Jungle Room Bar (cash bar from the side bar) for the evening’s signature drink, the Rude Royale. Ride the Elvis Pelvis. Special “photos” by Quick Draw Photo Booth. Tarot Card Readings by the granddaughters of Priscilla’s own psychic. End-of-the-night, end-of-an-era Dance Party starts at 10:30. Dance Off at 11:00. $5 Crepes at Midnight, created and served by the men of Rude Mechs wearing nothing but their chef’s aprons.