Heard Presents: Viben & The Submersibles – Viben Corp. Earnings Call at The Parish on October 2nd, 2021!

Tickets available at: https://found.ee/Viben_Oct2
☞: 18+ w/ $5 minor surcharge
Doors: 8pm | Show: 8:30pm

Making the music of tomorrows yesterday. And beyond.

If you haven’t heard, business is booming in the Scuba World. Our investors are quite pleased. This is a formal invitation to join us as we announce the latest numbers and pivot towards the future. Essentially, we’ll be sipping martinis and patting ourselves on the back for a job well done.

In the business world you are either the player or you’re getting played. We are neither. There’s been a huge misunderstanding, none of this makes any sense. We are not a corporation, we spend so much money on our lightshows that we actually have a negative net worth. Please come and assist us, financially. We just wanted to play music but we played ourselves. If we don’t sell every ticket, we’re gonna have to kick someone out of the band and sell their instrument to a pawn shop. We’ve watched Wolf of Wall Street so many damn times but we can’t seem to figure out how it applies to music. Please come and bring your friends, lots of dancing, very trippy.